Quite possibly the worst idea.....EVER

So this weekend I had my hair appointment. I am lucky that I am also able to do my eyebrow wax at the same salon....at my last appointment the Esthetician had to cancel, so my eyebrows had gone 12 long weeks with only me trying to tend to them....YIKES! Needless to say I was thrilled to be back on track with my eyebrows. However, my curiosity got the best of me when I asked "have you ever waxed a womans face?", she enlightnede me that women do this "all the time" and in fact she does hers once a month. Being light skinned with fairly light hair I have never worried too much about "facial hair" I mean....its there...but it's like peach fuzz. For some odd reason I have started noticing my hair darkening, what the h#@!, I'm only 28. Come on!
So I went ahead and had my face waxed.
Let me tell you ladies.....
Don't do it.
Avoid it. Like the plague.
I am wearing my hair down. At work. I NEVER do that. But I am trying to cover each and every hair follicle that is red and swollen on my cheeks and neck.
I look like a hormonal teenager.
There should be a warning on facial waxing. Your skin will be smooth.....for 5 seconds. And then it will rebel against you. Viciously punishing you for allowing it to be attacked.
Moral of the story.....don't get curious with wax. EVER. Unless of course you like your face to look like pizza.
The end. Back to trying to hide my face.....would Kaiser be upset if I wore a ski mask, or maybe a paper bag?