Remembering

I remember Halloween last year.

I remember checking my "Komo News" app on my iPhone the next morning and reading the headline....."Officer Killed in Drive By Shooting".

The state of WA lost several police officers last year and as those anniversaries approach....

I remember.

As sad as these thoughts and those stories are, I saw this and it made me smile and appreciate the work of those working to protect our communities.

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from police car videos around the country.

#15

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14

"If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12

"Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11

"You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10

"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9

"Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. "

#6

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5

"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4

"How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2

"I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

#1

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." [ouch].

Thanks to Emz who posted this, I got a good laugh and thought I would share.